Dear Someone

Dear Santa,

I would love to have an early Christmas present, receivable on mine and Jason's 5th Anniversary. There is a UFC scheduled on that day in Las Vegas between Tito and Forest. We (me mainly) would loooove to go.

Woman who would love to see it all in person,
Feisty Rose


Dear Me,

What the heck? You drove approximately 45 minutes yesterday down to a mall to get Jayce's 6 year pics, and while you were there you were supposed to pick up the anniversary pics. You completely FORGOT the anniversary pics. Lets just hope you don't forget the actual anniversary. Maybe it was the shock of seeing millions of people packed into the mall, no time to think making sure all the little chickens are still with me and haven't wandered off. Sooo..have a great time driving alllll the way back down today to go and get them. Good thing you enlisted Shortmama to ride along with you!

Woman doing too much recently,
Forgetful Rose


Dear Jayce,

It's a darn good thing that you did great during your picture session and waited to have your mini melt down afterwords from being too tired...because if it was during or before the pictures, I'm pretty sure I would've found a store with a "slightly damaged items" display and plopped your little booty right on up there on my way out the door.

Woman who brought you into this world and can surely sell you out,
Mommy


Dear Bank Account,

I think you have a case of the bipolar...first your full and then your left on empty. Please get help for this so you can avoid the emptiness.

Woman who cares about your status,
Owner


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