Just Talkin..Castle Boutique Edition

WARNING: IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED AND DON'T LIKE SEX TALK..DON'T READ THIS POST. You've been warned.

While I would like to think that EVERYONE who is anyone knows what Castle Boutique is, I'll guess that maybe some don't...so I'll let you in on what it is. It's a HUGE wonderful, magnificent, fantabulous adult toy store that makes you feel all giddy. Yes, sex toys people. Otherwise known as my second home. They have toys of all makes, models, sizes...like, OMG sizes..like, that's soooooo completely huge where do you expect me to put that cause I definitely don't come in that size. And then the normal size cool looking ones that you just can't wait to get home. And they have lots of other things too...yummy stuff to slather on bodies, lingerie, games, etc. Pretty much anything your sexual heart desires.

So anywho, my whole point to this little infomercial...it's the people that work there. While I LOVE that store and pleasures it can bring...I seriously can't stand the people that work there. They really do make me sick. Well, not all of them, but way too many for my comfort. Examples of why you ask. Ok, let's just get an image in your dreamy heads...

You walk into Castle Boutique one day to go pick out some hot fun toy, and you're all excited about what that toy will bring you....and then, oh and then you run into a sick ass sales clerk. You know the kind. They look all crazy like, and they are standing there trying to give you unwanted suggestions....and they are telling you how much THEY really enjoy this lube or that stimulator or that penis ring....and to top it off, seriously, this one female sales clerk had the WORST body odor. Now tell me...if you were there to get something for your enjoyment and were to run into one of these ewwy people..wouldn't you schnizzle just fizzle..wouldn't your shrimp go limp. Ya, it would. You see, I'm so not the type to be embarrassed to go to these places, but having to deal with the sales clerks almost makes me want to shop online instead....I said ALMOST...because there's nothing better than shopping the aisles there.