Thursday, January 21, 2010

Dear Someone

Welcome back to Dear Someone letters..if you would like to participate then link up with my friend Shortmama.

Dear Jason,

My fingernail still hurts after it was bent back this morning while we were fighting over the blankets. And it wasn't really that funny while I was hopping all over the place because it hurt...even though you say I looked like a spring and was getting some good air.

Your injured wifey


Dear Rain,

I really do enjoy you, even the grey skies since we don't get it often. But let's not overdo it mmkay? After dropping the kids off at school this morning I took a drive around town to see what has developed. Our normally dry riverbed is running pretty good and in one area you can see where the water is coming out of the river and onto some people's property that live in close proximity to the river. Now I don't even know those people, but I sure don't want to see their houses and property destroyed.

Concerned neighbor


Dear Dog,

Just because it is raining outside doesn't mean that when I open the door to let you out in the morning to go to the bathroom that you should turn around and look at me like I'm crazy and then try to scamper back instead of heading out the door to do your business. Suck it up and get it out.

Mean Momma


Dear Jillian,

After I'm done with this post, I'm gonna get up and kick your ass. I'm determined to get results, but I wanna smack your happy ass in the process. And for future reference, you should make your dvd's without any talking or sound whatsoevah..I don't want to hear you.

Fiesty Rose


Dear Electricity,

Puhhlease do not go out during this rainy whether. I know sometimes all it takes around here is for someone to blink and bam, you're gone. You are doing a good job sticking around so far, please don't leave, I need you.

Woman who enjoys all your benefits


14 comments:

  1. LOL, this was a funny post. I like your letter to Jillian.

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  2. You know what, I don't really want to ever hear from Jillian again either!

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  3. LOL! Your letters sound like Amandas. You can tell you are friends and live near eachother!

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  4. LOL...thanks for making me laugh! Hope you have an awesome day!
    Blessings, andrea

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  5. We really were on the same page today with our letters!!

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  6. I agree with MiMi...funny how you 2 think alike!

    I hope your finger feels better soon!

    My dog is also a weather wimp!

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  7. Okay, I'm still cringing over your fingernail. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

    Lovet these letters...you're brave to tell Jillian to shut up!

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  8. Dang Girl...you look FANTASTIC!!

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  9. Ha ha, too funny! I love your sense of humor :-)

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  10. You totally look like you could take Jillian!
    Love these letters!

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  11. I really love these. Though ouch the fingernail. You are sooo funny

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