This first award comes from Mimi @ Living in France. We've been stalking each other for a while now...she's a funny fekker...keeps me entertained. Sounds like I'm giving her the award or something!
Here is the award that she has bestowed upon me....

The rules are:
Name 6 things I am master of. Like you don't already know...duh!
And then pass it on to 6 bloggers that are master of friendship and making blogging so awesome.
Mmkay, so here are the six things that I am a master of...let me take a moment to make some things up here...
*I'm the master of LMFAO when my husband asked what I'm a master of, and then he told me I'm a masterbator. Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa. But don't tell anyone.
~I'm a master of getting plenty of sleep yet feeling like I'm not well rested. I'm a serial napper....love it.
*I'm a master of grounding myself to my room when the kids are fighting.
~I'm a master of diving head first into things that might intimidate me, kinda like public speaking, and then getting pissed off and regretting it later. Think first dangit.
*I'm the master of the state fair. Rides, cotton candy, old tyme photos, cotton candy, BBQ, cotton candy, lemonade and cotton candy.
~I've mastered being the kinda girl that's not so much a girly girl...Imma let's get out and play in the dirt kinda girl.
And now for the 6 bloggers that I will pass this on to...I'm going to pass it on to some of the newer blogs that I have found.
~Arizona Mamma @ Our Daze in the Desert
~Steph @ Watching AirplanesMmkay, so here are the six things that I am a master of...let me take a moment to make some things up here...
*I'm the master of LMFAO when my husband asked what I'm a master of, and then he told me I'm a masterbator. Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa. But don't tell anyone.
~I'm a master of getting plenty of sleep yet feeling like I'm not well rested. I'm a serial napper....love it.
*I'm a master of grounding myself to my room when the kids are fighting.
~I'm a master of diving head first into things that might intimidate me, kinda like public speaking, and then getting pissed off and regretting it later. Think first dangit.
*I'm the master of the state fair. Rides, cotton candy, old tyme photos, cotton candy, BBQ, cotton candy, lemonade and cotton candy.
~I've mastered being the kinda girl that's not so much a girly girl...Imma let's get out and play in the dirt kinda girl.
And now for the 6 bloggers that I will pass this on to...I'm going to pass it on to some of the newer blogs that I have found.
~Arizona Mamma @ Our Daze in the Desert
~Shell @ Things I Can't Say
~Missy @ Everything But The Kitchen Sink
~Cop Mama
~Alicia @ It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy
Now the second award that I received comes from Mass Hole Mommy. We're still kinda new to each other, so that's awesome that she thought of me! Thank you much!
So...here are the rules to receive the Beautiful Blogger award:1. Thank & link to the person that gave you the award!
2. Pass this award onto 15 bloggers you’ve discovered & think are fantastic.
3. Contact said Blogs & let them know they've won!
4. State 7 things about yourself.
Well, let me first start by saying that there's no way in sam heck that I have the patience right now to pass it on to 15 bloggers and then link up to them all. Mmm mmm. I can't follow all the rules all the time, so that one is gonna have to go by the wayside this time....if you only knew how long it took me to pick and link on the last award!
So, I will state 7 things about myself...
1. I'm a sugaraholic...but I'm not supposed to be since I'm hypoglycemic. I'll take a little bit of tea with my sugar please.
2. I'm kinda two-sided. I can be a really quiet, shy, introverted kinda girl. Or I can get all out crazy and say/do some pretty wild things. (Be quiet Shortmama, you have no stories to tell on this subject)
3. I found working as an emergency dispatcher less stressful than raising kids ; )
4. I got caught smoking in 2nd grade...it cured me from ever wanting to smoke again.
5. I have a love/hate relationship with my hair. I like it when it's short, cause it's sassy. But I'd love to have it really long, but the longer it gets the thinner it looks. I do have a lot of hair, but it's very fine.
6. I used to be a little scrapper when I was young...young as in before the third grade. I grew up in the ghetto until the third grade, so you had to. So every fight that I've ever been in was before the 3rd grade. I got kicked off the bus for beating up the boys at the bus stop, ya know, stuff like that. Now I don't care to, I like to avoid drama and confrontation.
7. I'm an outdoors kinda girl. Love camping, hiking, boating, quad riding, swimming. Fun, adventurous, peaceful.
Thanks again for the awards ladies!
Congrats on your awards! Too funny, being a dispatcher is LESS stressful than raising kids!
ReplyDeleteThanks for thinking of me!
So are you 2-sided or bipolar?! Just KIDDING!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are funny, I knew someone would whip out that Mastorbator thing! Hilarious!
Smoking in 2nd grade?!! Crazy. My brother and I once hid under the bough of our dad's boat and smoked an entire package (well, what was left in it) of Swisher Sweet Mini Cigars. Blah!
ReplyDeleteI am an out doors sorta girl too.
Thanks for thinking of me!
Congrats on the awards - you really deserve them!
ReplyDeleteNow scrappy one - I too take tea with my sugar, while I eat my Samoas that I picked up at Lowe's.
Master bater! LMAO
ReplyDeleteI need to start hiding in my room when my kids fight. Hubs does that well.
Thanks for the award! I have an award post scheduled for tomorrow, so I'll do this one next week!
Wow! Thanks for thinking of me.
ReplyDeleteI have the same issue with my hair. It's really fine and when its long it looks really thin. I recently got it all whacked off and now I wish I wouldn't have.
you are quiet and shy?? excuse me while I die of laughter!
ReplyDeleteROFL at shortmama's comment!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the bloggy bling girl! You deserve it!
Congrats on your awards! Wow, I love that first award pic. Dude is rockin' that black diaper thingy. ;)
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