Dear Kitchen Sink,
Why must you back up. I don't enjoy the water all over the kitchen floor that is coming out of my dishwasher, because now the water is backed up to the dishwasher that wasn't hooked up right by the construction crew. I didn't really want to call the plumber that grunts and groans and cusses and is a tad bit on the "oh hell he's here again" list.
Woman who wants it all to work right..and not hear a grumbling plumber
Rose
Dear Me,
Today is Thursday, not Friday...so yes, it was pointless to show up at the school today for the awards assembly that is tomorrow.
Woman who is ready for the over-scheduled days to end,
Going in Circles Rose
Dear Dog at the Humane Society,
Why must I have seen your picture. Now I want you. And my husband is glad I want you..because when I first told him last night on the phone that "I fell in love today"...he was silent for a moment, he thought I meant with another man. So...he really likes you too.
Woman whose heart you've stolen..yes, the same woman who wasn't going to get another dog
Me
Dear Plumber,
Your fee should be 1/2 price today for making me listen to you. I'm thinking this might not be the job for you..you may be better suited to sit home and collect disability by the sounds of it.
Woman searching for ear plugs
Irritated Rose
I got the hook-up..holla if ya hear me! If you want to participate in Dear Someone letters..hook up with Shortmama.
Poor you - showing up at school on the wrong day and a kitchen overflow! You need some chocolate!
ReplyDeleteHope he took care of your pipes with his snake....hahahahahahahhahaha I crack me up
ReplyDeleteHehe at shortmama! When our sink clogs up it goes to the dishwasher too! WTF? Is it really THAT hard to install a dishwasher correctly?
ReplyDeleteAhaha! Shortmama. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHousehold woes during the holidays should be illegal! Hope the awards assembly is good when it actually happens!
ReplyDeleteGreat letters what is your new pup name?Have a wonderful weekend!
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