Dear Someone

Dear Jason,

Please don't laugh at me the next time I tell you that I want $50 from each of the kids for a trinity ring that I want for Christmas. It's not that far fetched of a request..we all know that it would have to come from you first.

Your You Better Be Kind To Me Wife
Babe

Dear Jayce,

The closer your birthday comes, the more anxiety I am getting. For a few reasons. The main reason is I really don't want you to turn 6, I want you to stay 5 and little bitty. Secondly, I fear all of the little kids that will be over running our house at your party.

Your loving and kid fearing mom
Mommy

Dear Jewelry Store,

The next time I go in to get my ring cleaned like I often do, please don't ever tell me again that I have a loose stone. And don't take the ring and tell me that the jeweler won't pick it up until Friday and that I won't get it back until next Tuesday. I feel naked without it. And sometimes when I look down and see it isn't there I panic for a moment until I remember where it is.

Your Customer Only In Need Of A Ring Cleaning
Rose

Dear Taxes and Insurance,

I am really sick of you. You need to quit stalking me and showing your face around here. I did not invite you, I did not request you. I don't know who made you up to begin with, but you and your maker ougtta be hung. You are draining us...

Woman Who's Saving Account Gets Built Up And Then Depleted By You
Thorny Rose