So I had to go and do an emergency shopping trip today. I needed a new crockpot. When I went grocery shopping a few days ago, I bought some stuff to make a roast. Well, I forgot that I threw out the old crock pot.
So I decided to drag my grandma down to walmart with me so I could get me a new one. As we were leaving walmart I had to stop pushing my cart for a minute and make a show out of me pulling up my pants, for the millionth time, since they kept falling. After I got done doing this I turned around with a big grin to see my grandma's reaction to this, because let me tell ya, I really did make a scene pulling up mah pants..didn't care who was watching either. Well, she was laughing. BUT...that wasn't the funny part.
The funny part was after I started walking again, she tells me "when you walk your butt goes up and down". WHAT??! Did I just hear her correctly?..Yep. That's what she said. So then I asked her what she was doing lookin' at mah butt. And she tells me "well, you're walking in front of me, what do you expect me to look at?". Umm, not my butt! There's a billion other things in the walmart parking lot to look at!
That just adds another person that mentions my bootay...I guess I have a bubble bootay that is noticable...I have a mini version of baby got back.
So now that I'm done talking about my ass...everyone have a good day!
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Ahahah! Wish I had pants that were falling down...cuz that would mean I lost some of my big butt! :)
ReplyDeleteYour grandma needs her eyes checked. There aint no part of you that bounces up and down hehehe.
ReplyDeletei had no idea i was following J-LO / Beyonce's half sister!
ReplyDeleteSounds like something my Grandma would say! Gotta love the honesty. Too funny.
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