Dear Someone

Dear Other Teams Volleyball Ref,

You suck. You really do. And your smug attitude needs.to.go. I'm sure you heard all the crap talk about you that us parents from our team were saying about you, and yes, that would include the superintendant to our school. Next time if I were you ( which thankfully, I'm not) I would unhinge the corn cob out your rear end. Oh, and the little shake it booty dance that you momentarily did when you looked at the kids from your team, that.was.sick...you should've heard your own kids laughing and making fun of you, you were the only one impressed with ya old self.

Woman who thinks you need to loosen up, but not enough to booty shake
Rose


Dear Jayce,

Thanks for the laugh on the ride home from the volleyball game yesterday, your sisters and I really enjoyed it. That was the best thing you could say, when the song came on saying "kiss me through the phone, I'll see you later on".., you said eeeeeeewwwwww kisssssiiing. Good boy, don't you forget it. Ever. And the sound of your voice when you said it was just hilarious.

Your thankful for the memories mom,
Mommy


Dear Taylor and Jayce,

You two had better NEVER AGAIN be sitting there at a volleyball game, or anywhere else for that matter, showing the little people around you your underwear so they can see the color of them. And I don't care that you two didn't start it....don't follow!

Your you will regret it next time mom,
Mommy


Dear Alyssa,

I am proud of you that you are doing great with the multi-tasking: grades are great, you're doing wonderful in volleyball, and helping out with the student council. Yet, you need to ZIP IT when it comes to arguing with me and be prepared to lose some of your stuff if you come home with makeup on one.more.time.

Your mixed feelings mom,
Mom