Dear Someone

Dear Shortmama,

That is just hella funny that you are out taking pics of scummy tattoos/people at the Goodwill. I'm so glad I wasn't there with you, I would've been rollin' on the floor and then you would've been caught.

Your tickled funny friend
Rose


Dear Old Friend from grade school/high school,

I don't know how many times or ways that I can let you know that I DO NOT want to be friends with you anymore. Really now, this ended over a decade ago, and you're STILL (stalking) trying to see about hanging out together. We are two different people, you went down the trashy road of life and I stayed on the let's better ourselves in life path...so go smoke another one and just pretend I don't exist. Just because I'm nice to your kids doesn't mean I want to be with you...I feel sorry for them that they have a mother like you.

The ex-friend that's getting really ticked off
Non-Extistant Rose


Dear Jason and Levi,

Shortmama and I aren't really bashing on you when we do post in here about you guys, it's all out of love and fun..even though you two sometimes aren't laughing along with us.

Your loving wife..and crazy friend
Rose


Dear Roxy,

Start acting normal before I take you to a doggie therapist. Every time that dad comes home, would you please stop planting your excited booty in front of me and staring at me like I'm the one that just got home? Really now, you've been home with me the whole day, I'm not the one that just got home. Get your mind right.

Your fed up owner
Rose


Dear kids,

The sooner you learn that when you are told not to do something, and then when I ask you why you did that said something anyways when you knew you weren't supposed to, and your response to me is "because I wanted to", the longer I may allow you to live if I don't hear those words ever again.

Your "aww, hell naw you just didn't say that" awstruck mom
Mommy


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