Wacky Wednesday

Let's reminisce about some funny stuff...

*After my friend (Jen) had her first child (who is now 8), we went and had a few drinks at a pool hall/bar. This was her first time being able to go out and have a drink and some fun. I hadn't been paying attention to how much she had to drink as I was busily just talking and having fun. So while I was talking with my boyfriend at that time, I see Jen out of the corner of my eye talking with his roommate (whom she had no interest in)...and then I see her fall to the floor. Yep, the girl passed out drunk. Well I wasn't worried since my boyfriend at the time (who was a medic) wasn't worried. So my guy (at that time) and his roommate had to pick her up and carry her to her car. I.was.cracking.up. When they picked her up, her shirt came up too. I.laughed.harder.

When we got driven back to my guy at that time's place, Jen got carried in and put on the roommates bed...and then she rolled completely OFF of the bed. I.laughed.harder. It was really late by then. After going to bed I heard something out in the pool room, so I got up since I figured it was Jen. What was she doing? She was crawling to get her cell phone..you see, her mom was watching her daughter and we were supposed to be back that night...but we were both too drunk to drive. This was going to be good. Really people, you shoulda been there. Word from the drunk ass new momma...take it easy the first time around!


*What is the funniest/most memorable come on that I have EVER heard???
"I want to bite your ass and get lock jaw"
Who could ever forget that one?!

*What is the craziest thing that has EVER happened to you?
It happened many years ago while my friend Jen and I were in the grocery store. We were in one of the aisles and hunched down looking at something on the bottom shelf. I look up because I am noticing rapid movement that is staying in one spot. I see this kid that looks like he's somewhere in his late teens...naw, he can't be doing what it looks like he's doing..while staring at us. So we stand up and move on and don't see him again..until a little bit later, this time same kid, same movement, watching us from by the corner of the center of the long aisles. Aww.hell.naw.he's.yanking.himself.and.staring.at.us...first thing that comes to mind was kick his a** and take names later. But in reality, we crazy chicks look at eachother at the same moment, we both grab onto the cart and charge to the front of the store to report what was happening. We didn't even leave the cart behind, I guess we decided that the cart needed to be saved from the insanity also. The kid was gone by the time they checked the store. There's some sick.people.out.there....